Penguins In The Tub
Artist | Student | Digital Art

United States

Im Myke, thats right with a Y, So dont go confusing me with other mikes, that might be sleeping on your couch, cause that isnt me. i am me, not you.I would like to Avoiding MOst of YOu People at all costs. goodness some of you scare me.


I found a Purple Crayon in my pocket named him Gary. And I love him, I love you Gary.

I had to glue my shoes back together again its such a pain.

I don't have a star on my belly.

I AM not A CUPCAKE!

Well, I had this really traumatic experience when I was fifteen. I got shrunk and I had to live in a thimble, and let me tell you that it was hard. The food was plentiful and all, but the attack of the rats got to be a bit much.

We're so trendy we cant even escape ourselves.

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall

I Really like to listen to music on my Stereo, You know speakers in wooden boxes, Not plastic mind you that would be fake and just a joke to music.

Also I'm Building A Rocket Because Ive been fixing to go to the moon, on an account of which i have never ever been their, so if you have any tin foil you'd like to donate that would be great. or have any experience in this area let me know. I hear the word is on the street that having a shiny hat helps out a lot. rocket fuel would be good to have, so if you see any at like a swapmeet, or like on craigs list for cheap or fair trade, email me. sure it sounds crazy.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower, Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna, Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I'm thinking of opening my own Trebuchet Manufacturing Company because you really do not see any of them anymore and i think that it is a dieing art that should not be lost.

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering

Using Lawn darts as weapons to hunt space invaders.

If you know me you know i like to skip my way to the mail box, which is weird if your looking my way cause then i get shy about it, so dont look at me.

I have a pet glass frog named money, he holds my spare change, I also enjoy fireworks that go boom, so if you would like to loose a finger or two im sure we can work something out. ..

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

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